aweSHUM.
LOOK HOW CUTE THE HAND SANITISERS ARE !!! OMGGG i am not a freak
okay well you'd expect me to ramble on about what happened in cairns right?
well you see.
i'm kind annoyed when after you come back from somewhere, a HEAP of people swarm up and ask you "how was _____"
maybe i should just mentally copy what i said to the first person and paste my words to every other person who asks afterwards
okay i get that you people are bored curious and nice, i really do !
but have some empathy
and please,
LEARN TO STALK.
i know how it feels to be bugged every day for the next week about your holiday, so what i do is , i use my very useful skill of stalking to find out what the person said to someone
[ best source is usually person's best friend because its the most detailed]
and don't ask the person so she/he doesnt get annoyed
ofc, that is also another way to annoy someone ! (Y)
so here i am , making a blog about cairns
here is all you need to know
great barrier reef : VERY VERY NICE BEACH. BEAUTIFUL SCENERY BUT DYING WATER.
weather: went in the "wet season" so it started raining every 20mins , only lightly though
fishing: VERY FUN , caught 3 fish. apparently "too small for legal limit" bitches & my mum caught a BABY SHARK. YES. how awesum :D i swear i could see the temptation in my parents' eyes to like, make shark fin soup or something asian like that -.-'
crocodile searching: one word ; F A I L . it started POURING on the boat and i was sitting at the front so i was fully drenched T__T . didnt even see any dammit crocodiles. all i saw was this stupid limp grey snake hanging off a tree branch
HAND SANITISER: epicly in need of it during the course of 3 days. nearly died. no joke
hotel: another big FAIL cos the good ones were booked out. comp was old and demented. couldnt do online check in cos there was no printer. > n o o b y < THEY LIED TO US ABOUT THE FREE WI FI SO I BROUGHT MY LAPTOP ALL THE WAY FOR NUFFING. ******
food: went to reasonably good restaurants . i ate this oyster thing that was soaked in tomato and vodka? [drank the vodka hehe] . on the first day for lunch though , i ate this really oily FLURO YELLOW fish and chips fish. no nearby bathroom. NEEDED HAND SANITISER
safari tour: very fun & organised. slightly dirty for my liking ><. went to a pretty creek and hiked through a rainforest.
other: PHONE BROKE DOWN T__T . I'M SUNBURNT.
i just came back today if you didnt realise.
as soon as i did [10pm] i literally threw everything in my suitcase's contents into the laudry basket cos the clothes were dirty from the rainwater eurgh
i saw a cockroach just then but it disappeared
now im really paranoid.
what if i get cockroaches all in my bed?!
I AM SLEEPING WITH A SPRAY CAN NEXT TO ME.
AND HAND SANITISER *dreamy eyes*
at least i came back to a made up bed ^^
i am so weird.
and for dkang's reference: no i did not make my bed in the hotel cos i was scared of what was inside it. WHAT IF THERE WERE LIKE COCKROACH EGG CLUSTERS?!
omgg how am i supposed to live alone!?
i am determined to get over my freakness
new goal: share a drink with a friend. A WHOLE DRINK.
i hope you enjoyed reading this entry.
you better cos i just spent 30mins writing this crap so people dont ask me what i did
