Good evening~ how cute is this pon and zi picture !! My friend showed it to me. If you can't see it , it says "Do you know that when a penguin has found its mate, they stayed together for the rest of their lives?" It was so cute because my friend was like to his gf, will you be my penguin? XD Anyway enough about love, it is so overrated now [for the loners out there -cough- me]. Today was actually interesting, because i discovered that my geography teacher is incredibly amusing/disgusting/HILARIOUS/does not have OCD anymore & we had bball trials too ^^ HAHA bball trials were so funny. I was watching bella's trial and when these two girls were fighting over the ball and hanging onto it like it was their heart, BELLA suddenly chimes in [no surprises there] and jumps on top of the two girls and tries to grab the ball which they had first. It was totally random and funny because they all started rolling on the floor with bella hugging the ball...
I had double geography today which i thought would be a massive bludge lesson and the perfect opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep. But toward the lesson he decided to tell us some stories. [WARNING: i cannot retell stories.] Since he has been around the whole world [literally] he told us some interesting stories about his experiences. I really cannot retell stories as they were originally told, because he put on all these actions and it was hilarious, so i'm just going to summarise it in dot points. how original .
did a poop inside a squat toilet
poop got stuck on the side of bowl
couldn't flush down the hole despite pulling the string 3 times
told us to be careful to not "catch a barramundi" aka, don't poop inside your pants which are half pulled down
gave us a lot of detail about his whole experience in the toilet including all the awkward thing
Next story:
needed to go bathroom while on a long bus ride
went to a rainforest to do his business
went behind a massive tree and ... did stuff
as he turned around, he found his whole bus staring, laughing and cheering him because they saw his whole backside and maybe more.. dunno xD
Next story:
went on a 24-30hr flight to Europe
sat next to a woman
DROOLED OVER HER SHOULDER IN HIS SLEEP
straddled her in attempt to go to bathroom [ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING SICK PEOPLE -cough emily & dk cough-
stayed in there for 20 because of embarrassment
girl woke up and found crap on her shoulder and half her chest
complained to air hostess, and they gave him bad service for the rest of the 24 hour flight
Yeah i know i suck at retelling stories. It was hilarious at the time, especially the poop and flight one. The poo one was slightly disturbing because he thought that it was necessary to tell us ever single detail. The aeroplane one was really funny and i fully cracked up at the part where he "straddled" the woman whilst trying to get out. Apparently he was facing her with his hands on her headrest and shuffling out of the row, but as he did so, he knocked her leg and she woke up and saw him in this awkward position. LOL she must of thought he was a massive pedo and finding a massive drool stain on her shirt must of freaked her out. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
My phone's camera finally works. The zoom isn't too bad since i was sitting quite far away. HAHA took a stalkerish picture of Bella's group taking pictures of themselves i think. Well i think they are... they're all crowded around something i assume are their laptops.
HAHA more laptop pictures of us in English ...
HAHAHA my friend was playing "Faerie Bubbles" on Neopets. She's so pro... only because she plays it in every single one of her classes and never gets caught. SUPER PRO.
Great it took me 1 hour to write this blog post. Better go now. BYYEE!!
