no actually it's when people think its totally appropriate to start sucking their fingers really really loudly and intently, drawing my eyes to their actions... making me.. feel slightly sick, then VERY sick afterwards. Ok i admit, i thought of this post because one of my friends who shall stay unnamed - but just in case, she's a very nice girl, one of my good friends. I"M NOT PICKING ON HER T_T
OK so there's always this one person who eats messily, or maybe not, but then afterwards their fingers get stained with crap.
OPTION 1: wash your hands betch
OPTION 2: sick on every single finger really loudly to "clean it" [like a cat may i add]
OPTION 3: LICK YOUR HANDS
OPTION 4: shove your hand inside your mouth and do a hand-wash, similar movements to a car wash
DUDE, DOES ANYONE TAKE OPTION 1 NOWADAYS? It's the most logical and hygienic way to clean your hands and STAY CLEAN. Like wtf, your hands are clearly dirty, but you're still shoving them into your mouth to 'clean' and your mouth will also magically stay clean too after all the crap has been washed down your throat. SO IS LIKE, YOUR MOUTH THE SINK AND YOUR THROAT THE PIPE OF THE SINK? It kinda disgusts me T___T
Ok fine so i guess you like to get the excess flavour or whatever off your hands [ewwwwww >.<] but is it really necessary to suck your fingers SO loudly that it makes squeaky noises?! Dude i'm trying to eat here and all i can hear are squeaky sucking noises next to me. I instantly get an image of a cat cleaning itself and its paws >.>
I get it how some people just suck a finger or something cos it has chocolate or something on it and they cbb washing their hands, but dude, ALL 10 FINGERS SUCKSUCKSUCK?!?! ARRGHHHH puts me off my food, which makes me hungry for the rest of the day, makes me SLEEPY, THEN I WONT LISTEN IN CLASS AND I'LL FAIL MY TESTS, FAIL MY HSC, NOT GET A JOB, BECOME A HOBO, GET A DISEASE AND d i e .
because you were mouth- washing your hands
FML photo day tomorrow. Seriously, they expect me to get a massive individual photo taken of my fugly face and leave it somewhere visible in the house? Dude are the crazy? I've never seen my individual photos for more than 3 seconds i guarantee you, it's for safety precautions.
OMG i got a haircut T_T my hair is like, short now. Thank goodness i can tie it in a bun easily now, instead of this massive tangle of twine on my head, so it doesn't look any different if i leave it up. I don't understand why they need such a MASSIVE mirror in hairdresses. THEY SHOULD HAVE A CORNER WHERE ITS LIKE "for people who have a phobia of seeing their face" and then have a tiny, dirty mirror where only their hair is visible. Yup i would pay extra to sit there. EURGH i had to sit in front of this gigantic mirror while the asian lady [yes i went to an asian place for a change] took forever to cut my hair and talked to me through the mirror which forced me to see my face.
Ok i'll stop whining about my ugliness. I CAN ALREADY SEE THE COMMENTS IN MY TAGBOX. "jo you're not ugly", "stop being modest", "poor jo". ITS OK, I'M NOT SUICIDAL AND I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH MY APPEARANCE [hard to believe, i know]. i just,, dont like seeing my face !
this is a reasonably long post, to make up for my lack of posts. OH YEAH I GOT MY INTERNET BACK IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT ALREADY !! Someone told me i used caps too much, i'll cut back on that now i promise :D Hopefully i can sleep tonight as well. Time to take my pills.... night ~
