Okay so i mentioned in my previous MEN (argh ==) post that men had two purposes in life:
finding the perfect hair product/clothing/sale
reproduction
I forgot to mention that this only applies to men before they are married or committed to a long term relationship. Yeah - i'm looking at you. I still can't believe how incredibly GAY they can be. GAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAGAYA RAWWWRR. I am NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL SHOPPING EXPERIENCE/HAIRDRESSERS APPOINTMENT/RECENT BARGAIN SALE ETC.
please, leave me in peace.
And no that was not directed any particular guy, BUT you may find that this applies to you, very well. yeah that's right.
Take a man wanting to buy a CD for example. How are they sold? By putting half naked women in them. Why? Because men are so incapable of making any kind of good music. Women can buy music made by other women, but men won't just go out and buy a song from another guy unless theres a little extra there. In the form of a "seductive lady" as they put it. Think about it... if it wasn't for females, males wouldn't even be part of the music or movie industry. They Need Us. But luckily, girls don't need a half naked, 16-pack guy with bulging muscles on the cover of the CD to buy it. Why? Because we're freaking less horny. Proof? They even made adult book shops to satisfy their extensive needs. (if women go in there, they're probably transexual)
Okay i might be exaggerating a little, but this is THE TRUTH. You know what's even more true? This fantastic picture.
