Okay I am freaking out. Apparently my extremely bad habit of snacking on anything edible every few hours, is contributing to my BIG BUTT. So after I finished my bowl of rice (so duh asian) I concluded that I was full and shouldn't eat more food. Unfortunately, my stupid urge to eat more even though I'm not hungry, kicked in. As i was eating more food, my mother informed me that i should stop eating unnecessary amounts of food because she observed that my butt has grown bigger.
WHAT THE HELL.
I know this isn't really the best topic to talk about since there might be some pedo men lurking around on this site, but I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT MY PROBLEM. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO LOSE FAT IN YOUR BUTT. I am now banned from eating my favourite.... Mamme Noodles :( My mum's hiding it so I can't eat it when i'm bored :( WAHHHHH SO SAD. No junk food... no soft drinks. So depressing. Okay now im even more self conscious.... I'm going to refrain from wearing jeans now.. cos I wore them today and my mum apparently observed ==. Great, my mother is a perve.
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Change of topic. I need to tell you guys something I'm angry about. Don't try and guess what it is because if you know me, I get angry about a lot of things xD So apparently this is a guy's criteria for a girl:
must be "cute" (ie. short, massive fringe, ridiculously long hair, high voice, acts stupid in a "cute way", giggles)
talks softly
quiet, but not shy
Okay so mainly the girl needs to be cute. So recently I got told that I scream/rage at people too much. I agree, but apparently this is a very bad thing for a girl to do because they are "suppposed" to be cute and gentle, fragile and small so that the guy can be "manly" and protect her ==' This makes me ANGRY because people who actually have a strong personality does not fufil the criteria for a guy.
I can already imagine all the protests in my tagboard so if you have a lot to say, just tell me on skype instead of my very refrained tagboard. Here are some reasons why i may possibly be single until the age of 30+
i am not cute. (ie i do not have a massive fringe, i am not short (150-), my voice is disgustingly deep, I don't do stupid things because i have a brain, i don't act dumb because i don't find that attractive)
i am too loud for my own good
i am not calm in bad situations
i am not weak and fragile, just annoyingly obsessed with being clean -__-
i am not romantic or thougtful
a typical "cute" girl
me.
so much more attractive.
Here is what one of my good friends (or i thought..) said:
-after a very long discussion on girls-
friend: pffft I already know you're not cute
me: yeah thanks i know.
friend: but you should try and keep your emotions hidden because guys don't like it when girls show too much anger, it's not cute
me: (speechless) YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?!?! CUTE MY ASS (should of said something else cos the term 'my ass' its too big to fit into a sentence)
Anyway good job on surviving my very long rant about .. stuff.. Yearlies are in less than 2 weeeks! Great. BYEEEEEEEEEE.
see that girl?
yeah, she's the one who stuck up for you,
the one who stayed up until midnight just to talk to you
