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1:28 AM Friday, December 24, 2010
Have to work for parents tomorrow, but I have to wake up earlier to clean up my room cos some pest control people are coming. I'm so glad they exist. I'm the biggest wuss in the world and i cannot stand bugs or any creepy looking creature anywhere in my sight. Hopefully after he sprayed the pro chemicals... i won't see random dead cockroaches lying around everywhere cos that'll scare the sh** outta me.
Hahahha funny stuff happened a couple of days ago but I forgot to blog about it. I'm not really in a happy mood atm but i'll try and sound better. So a couple of days ago my parents employed this guy to work in the factory but I didn't know that yet cos i didn't notice him.... K so i was in the fridge (practically my second home) and I was lifting the orange juice up trying to find the "best before" date. He runs in and taps me on the shoulder and says "do you have duh band.. band..b...." -shoves bleeding finger in my face- @#$%^GUEYGFISNF WHO THE HELL WAS HE?!?! I turned around and BAM! he looked like some korean celebrity except his hair was blonde/brown and he didn't have weird piercings ... but i SWEAR he had eyeliner on. After my 3 seconds uber fast reaction, i concluded that he was probably the new guy my dad employed so i gave him a band aid == After he got the band aid he was like "Tank you tank you, can you please not tell boss about finger?" -korean celebrity smile-
He just walked away in his fashionable clothes and his unnecessarily low V-neck top (which was unbottoned way too much). I know waht you're thinking, psh jo i know you loved it. BUT ACTUALLY, I DIDN"T!!! Dude he was working in a freaking factory in clothes that were good enough to go to a wedding in, ....why is he HERE??! K so i walk into the showroom and he was there talking to my mum about something he didn't know how to do... and there were these asian tourist girls giggling in the corner and really obviously staring at him. My mum signals me to go serve them so i sigh and hope they'll see me even though their attention was all to that weird gay guy who had a bleeding finger but was too scared to tell my dad (cos he's a massive rager).
I go up to them and i'm like, can i help you? Wait i'll make a convo.
me: hi, can I help you?
nooby girls: -continues whispering to each other in chinese about the "hot" guy-
me: -COUGH- HIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN I HELP YOU?!?!? LOVELY WEATHER! HA HA HA HA -tries to be enthusiastic-
nooby girls: nono we looking -giggle giggle-
me: *thinks* dude wtf so rude ... hey i have an idea! *light bulb!* walks up to guy... "hey my dad is looking for you can you go back inside?"
guy: boss is your dad?
me: yes =___=
guy: boss is very young had daughter so old!
me: -dunno whether or not to be offended or not- yeah ok can you go back in -annoyed that he's still hanging around and distracting those girls who could potentially be paying for my wages tomorrow-
nooby girls: :OIFHOS:FOISDFI -points- :O no he's gone!
me: MWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA you're mine now bitches
The funny thing was, he didn't even LOOK at them. My parents think he's gay ... and I think so too. He said my dad was nice to him even though my dad screamed and raged at him EVERY TIME he did something even if it was right.
dad: YOU DO THAT WRONG!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. WATCH, YOU DO LIKE THIS!
guy: im sorry! :( -he actually pulls a sadface its hilarious-
dad: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =__= can't do anything right! you only do ONE thing right today and that you come on time and i like that! i hate the worker come LATE!
guy: don't worry i won't come late :)
dad: GOOD. NOW DO THIS RIGHT. -______-"
guy to mum: boss is very good teacher and so nice to me!
mum: ... seriously? WTF? sif sif
guy: best boss!!! :D
Anyway... as you can see, i stalk my dad's workers too xD Wow blogging does improve my mood. Yay double bonus! ARGH 1:30am ALREADY?!?! need to sleeeep.... but i'm not bothered. Just like how sometimes i'm not bothered to go straight home after school. Yup rebels like me spend their afternoons sitting on benches and eating cheap lollies from the shop outside Croydon station.
It's Christmas Eve :) Hope you guys have a great day, hopefully get all your last minute Christmas shopping done and prepare for a big, happy family gathering feast on Christmas. Yup both those things i don't get to experiece but that's ok. I've decided that i'm gonna actually get my wages tomorrow. I need to get the stuff on sale from Boxing Day! My mum won't go with me (as usual) so yeah... anyone wnna come with me? It sounds like a fun day to go shopping :D Lots of people, excitement and SALES!! Maybe if i beg hard enough and look sad and lonely my mum will go shopping with me. I'll give it a go. OKOKOKOKO CHILL I'LL GO NOW, DON'T WORRY! byeeee :D
