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we all have that filthy muggle friend who doesnt like harry potter 12:39 AM Friday, July 15, 2011
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Okay, i have to admit, i'm not the biggest Harry Potter fan *grabs shield* DON'T KILL ME, IN MY DEFENCE, IT'S ONLY COS I NEVER BOTHERED TO READ THE BOOKS. Yes that's right, i'm Asian but i've never finished reading a Harry Potter book before O_O Anyway, my title is dedicated.. to myself :) Nahhh i don't DISLIKE it, i'm just not particularly interested in it, but i'm sure i would if i read the books and if Ron and Harry got better looking as they became older. Which didn't happen. They're ugly. Anyway now that the last Harry Potter movie came out yesterday (see, at least i know that!), there have been many Facebook groups made about how people's childhoods are coming to an end and how sad it all is etc. Not really interested but omg I stumbled across this awesome group, which is in my title. Here are the contents of it:

"We all have a friend that is either dyslexic, socially abnormal, or has been living under a rock and hasn't read or seen Harry Potter - and, fundamentally, doesn't care. 

This friend usually mocks our intense discussion about Harry Potter by pretending to be a Dementor or a Horcrux - or otherwise being themselves. Their lame, Harry-Potter-less self. 

Their understanding of the series is only vaguely enough to string a weak insult together with the words 'muggle', 'expelliarmus' or 'Voldemort' usually present. This typically results in aggressive retorts to the filthy muggle - or possibly even a group intervention or exclusion.

By not loving Harry Potter, and actively hating on it and those who do, they are clearly not a 'true' friend - and should soon be replaced by a more Potter-friendly companion. Beware these pitiful individuals."

Wow... I can relate to that so much!! Anyway, my newsfeed is spammed with Harry Potter updates and people getting their L's... WHAT!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( :( I want my driver's license ASAP even though i'm shitting myself scared to drive... Giving me a driver's license is like giving me the permission to mass murder. I will get into so much trouble... can you imagine me driving behind the wheel and screaming everytime someone beeps at me.. jokes i'll be screaming the whole time. I'll be driving at 20km/ph cos i'm so scared of speeding and crashing into things. LOL don't even talk to me about parking, it's just not going to happen. Seriously, do you expect me to skillfully reverse my car into a tiny empty space between two other cars and expecting me not to scratch them or my car in any way? Nup, not happening. I want to drive anyway cos man, 60% of the lectures I get from my parents are transport related.

dad: "I'M IN A MEETING I CAN'T PICK YOU UP, WHY CAN'T YOU GET HOME BY YOURSELF YOU LAZY PERSON?!?!?!"
me: it's 6pm... i can't catch the train home by myself
dad: THAT'S YOUR FAULT
me: wtf...how?
dad: STOP TALKING BACK, CATCH THE TRAIN NOW 
me: *in the middle of nowhere* oh shit.... 


me: where are you? i've been waiting for 30mins
mum: what?? aren't you coming home by yourself?
me: WHAT, I TOLD YOU TO PICK ME UP AT 5
mum: oh right, ill come now
me: OAIHSO;SGNAOUHGO;NAWROGH WAAAAAAAAAH :(

Half the time they choose to pick my brother up instead of me... so i'm left by myself in the cold waiting for some sort of public transport to come my way... Having a car will solve all these problems even if it means killing some people along the way. Oh well, sacrifices must be made ^_^

OHEMGEE i had this massive spasm just then and cleaned up half my room which looked like a DISASTER in 5mins while i was waiting for my bed to heat up. I folded all my clothes scattered around pieces of furniture, put random crap in a rubbish bin, emptied my bin, stacked up some books, got my bag ready for tomorrow and charged all necessary appliances. That's pretty good for 5mins :O

Ahhh production tomorrow! I'm soooooooooooo glad I have people to hang out with this year! Last year I was awkwardly chiming into groups that already knew each other and i was just the random who joined backstage crew... this year i have people from orchestra to chill with :) yay! It's gonna be so fun on the nights too. I'm really excited to see all the costumes and sets and be in the whole excited hub of the night. I miss being excited.... and i miss being surrounded by excited people all excited for the same thing. I was going to blog about something else but now I forgot.... great.

I just realised my cold has lasted a week. WTF? Usually mine lasts for like 4 days max cos i'm awesome, but obviously my awesomenes is wearing off. Is the medicine i'm taking even working? At least i'm not coughing like a dying person that belongs in hospital anymore.



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