Heya! A really quick update/farewell post from a starving and excited Jo! I must leave in 2hours and I haven't finished packing ^^ Why am i still blogging then? COS YOU GUYS ARE MORE IMPORTANT!! *cricket noises* don't worry... at least i know that one person reads my blog, BORED JO!! That's right, I read my own blog when I am bored because well, it's simple. I'm lonely... *CRY*
Okay so today I went to get my blood test results and apparently everything was fine but the doctor said I should take a blood pressure test. I FREAKED OUT COS I THOUGHT IT INVOLVED NEEDLES AND I WAS LIKE "OMG NO I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY YET, LET ME TALK TO MYSELF FOR A MINUTE" and the lady was like... uh i just wrap a band around your arm.... there aren't any needles. I laughed awkwardly and let her kill me with that weird pump and band around my arm. I DID NOT LIKE IT. I COULD FREAKING FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS WHILE SHE WAS SQUEEZING THAT PUMP AND THE BAND GOT TIGHTER AND TIGHTER. EWW OMFG BLOOOD WIETFAIOWHGOIARHGOAISG. I could feel something beating as well... DO YOU THINK IT WAS MY BLOOD?? DOES MY BLOOD HAVE A HEARTBEAT?!?! Hahha science fail. Anyway she squinted her eyes and looked really serious and mumbled some numbers (she sounded like a pro) and then she told my mum some weird numbers and shook her head. My mum was like OMG that's really low blood pressure! And the lady's like, yeah it's really low, do you give her water? HAHA the way she said it sounded like my mum was deliberately dehydrating me or something. Doctor: Uh.......do you give her water? *eyes my mum susly* Mum: Er... yes? I don't think she drinks much though. *death glares at me* Doctor: Do you drink coffee or tea? Me: *bursts into coughs* NO. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? NO I DO NOT DRINK EITHER. *shiiittt if i die then it's all cos of coffee.....craaaapppp* Doctor: GOOD because they are not good for young adults with low blood pressure. If you are going to drink coffee or tea, then you MUST drink 3 cups of water aftewards to make up for it. Me: *thinks back to early mornings with coffee without drinking any water for the whole day until soup at dinnertime...* woops >.< Mum: What can I do to make her blood pressure normal levels? Doctor: Well she is severely under the average which explains her collapsing episodes. I suggest her to drink at least 8 cups of water a day (OMG WTF I DON'T EVEN DRINK HALF A CUP) and keep eating salty food. Do you like salty food? Me: YES!!!!! Doctor: *gives me weird look* ok then, you must also remember to drink some sort of energy drink after sport to make up for the salt loss with your sweat. Mum after we went out: OKAY LAH I WILL BUY DUH POWERARDE FOR YOU WHEN YOU DO SPORT. AND I WILL NOT LET YOU EAT DINNER UNTIL YOU DRINK 6 CUPS OF WATER AND THEN 2 CUPS BEFORE YOU SLEEP. Me: *mmmm powerade* WAIT WTFFFFF I CANT DRINK 8 CUPS OF WATER PER DAY ARGHHHH FMMLLLL EWW I HATE WATERRR
Anyway the doctor says they have to do another test with my organs or something like that cos they detected a problem.. =.= eurgh I DONT WANT TO DO ANTHER BLOOD PRESSURE TEST AGAIN. SO GROSS. BLOOD. EWW.
FML no Facebook, Youtube, Blogger OR Megavideo!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH GOSSIP GIRL/MODERN FAMILY/GLEE/HIMYM!??!?! Stupid China, seriously, do you want your tourism rates to drop dramatically?!?! I am very happy to hear that I am getting camera lenses from HK, just in time for exchange! I'm sorta glad that I don't have access to these websites though, cos they take up too much of my time :) That way, i'll have more time to bond with my maudah and granny (who im living with). I've also got close to no expectations for getting a 'pretty' formal dress cos
i won't have time
i won't have the patience to look from store to store for "the one"
i have better things to shop for than concentrating on a goddamn dress
i am going to eat. a lot.
Argh i just realised what bad timing it is!! While everyone else will be looking skinny and gorgeous for the formal, i'll turn up with 2 extra rolls of fat and a bloated face, not to mention overly pasty skin compared to the chocolate coloured guei lous. But you know what, I really don't mind cos that night is about having FUNNN!!!!!!!
*CRY* so sad i won't be here to go shopping and hang out with my friends :( I'll try to take heaps of photos of everything so i can put it up on my blog when i come back! Expect lots of pictures of food (what a surprise) and pretty scenery (im going to a nice scenery place in china this time) if i can work out how to take a good picture on my camera... =.= SEE YOU IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
